- BAD BOY - Ringo Starr, 1978 - Of course, Ringo was going to get the top spot. There is nothing rewarding about listening to this album. From the terror of his "Where Did Our Love Go?" to the freak-show "Monkey See - Monkey Do". Maybe "Old Time Relovin'" is good, but one song does not make an album good.
- PIPES OF PEACE - Paul McCartney, 1982 - At some point of your career, you have to make a truly unlistenable album. Paul came close throughout the 1970's with Wings, but at least Wild Life came with a few rewards. Pipes Of Peace has nothing rewarding. The songs might seem enjoyable on the surface, but that's all they are. There's nothing here that goes beyond the surface. Sure, Paul isn't the Beatle we expect to be introspective, but things like "Sweetest Little Show" or "The Other Me" don't help fix Paul's reputation.
- SOME TIME IN NEW YORK CITY/LIVE JAM - John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band, 1972 - The year 1972 was the worst year for the Beatles in the 1970s. Aside from Paul's three bizarre singles and Ringo's "Back Off Boogaloo", Some Time In New York City was the only Beatles release of the year. This is truly a terrible record from start to finish. The fact that John only has three solo lead vocal jobs doesn't help. On top of that, none of them are his best. "Woman Is The Nigger Of The World" is easily the worst protest song he ever wrote. "John Sinclair" is good, only because of his steel guitar playing. "New York City" is a rambling, pointless sequel to "The Ballad Of John & Yoko". As for Yoko's songs....well, at least "Sisters O Sisters" has a good rhythm.
- RINGO THE 4TH - Ringo Starr, 1977 - When I first got this, I thought this was the worst Beatles solo record...then I heard the above and figured out that it could get worse. Anyway, the thing abouth Ringo The 4th, aside from the fact that it's numerically incorrect, is that Ringo's voice is totally shot. The songs themselves are actually half-way decent ("Sneaking Sally Through The Alley" and "Can She Do It Like She Dances?" are actually two of my favorite Ringo songs), but Ringo just sounds drunk out of his mind for the majority of the record.
- DRIVING RAIN - Paul McCartney, 2001 - The trouble with Driving Rain is that it's just too god-damned long. There's some fantastic material on it ("About You", "Lonely Road", "She's Given Up Talking", "Your Way" and "From A Lover To A Friend"), but there's so much crap hanging around it ("Riding To Jaipur", "Back In The Sunshine", "Driving Rain" and "Spinning On An Axis"). On top of that, Paul's voice, like Ringo's on Ringo The 4th, is shot. He strains it to the point where you can feel it hurt.
Friday, December 04, 2009
Top 5 Worst Beatles Solo Albums
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Top 10 Solo Beatles Records
While it is very difficult to make a list of the top 5 Beatles albums, since they are all of fantastic quality, it isn't too hard to do a list of the top 10 solo Beatles records. So, without further ado, here are my personal (note the emphasis on personal) top 10 solo Beatles records:
- Walls And Bridges - John Lennon (1974) - I have always felt that this is the one album that comes bizarrely close to what John had accomplished with The Beatles. If you can assign song 'types' to John's Beatles songs, there is one of everything on Walls And Bridges. There is the fantastic pop single ("Whatever Gets You Thru The Night"), the avant-garde nonsense ("#9 Dream"), the attack song ("Steel And Glass") and the insecure autobiographical climax ("Nobody Loves You...").
- RAM - Paul & Linda McCartney (1971) - RAM works on so many ridiculous levels that it's amazing. Paul's whimsical side is given a steady dose of rock, accentuated by the staggering lead guitar of David Spinozza. The amount of musical styles Paul covers may make one think of the album as inconsistent, but if you can separate the songs, you realize each one has its' rewards.
- John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band - John Lennon (1970) – This album is in a league of its own. Sure, it might be the most emotional album any Beatle, or perhaps, musician has ever made, but the album lacks accessibility and is very hard to listen to on a regular basis. But, that’s what makes it so great – it tells the truths no one wanted to hear.
- All Things Must Pass - George Harrison (1970) – George truly broke out with this album, pouring his heart and soul into it. The trouble is its length – a few songs could have been cut, like the second version of “Isn’t It A Pity” or the unremarkable jam disc.
- Brainwashed - George Harrison (2002) – If you compare this to Double Fantasy, Brainwashed is the clear winner. Every song is fantastic and it makes you realize that George was taken from us far too early.
- Back To The Egg - Wings (1979) – This is probably the dark horse of this list, but I think the album does have a decent amount of fantastic songs that allows it to hang around with the best of the Beatles’ solo records. Its trouble is the lack of completeness in some of the songs – imagine how great a fully developed “Love Awake” would sound? Or if “Spin It On” was more than just an awesome guitar riff?
- Imagine - John Lennon (1971) – The one problem I have with Imagine as an album is that Spector went to town on it. If you thought “The Long And Winding Road” was saturated to the point of sappy, then you’re a person who probably doesn’t care for Imagine too much. (There is NO EXCUSE for “It’s So Hard” to have strings! NONE!) What saves it, though, is the fact that John’s songwriting is top-notch and the fact that the “Wall of Sound” is absent in both the title track and “Oh My Love” (one of John’s most beautiful songs).
- RINGO - Ringo Starr (1973) – I had to get Ringo on the list. The truth is that he made some great albums, but only RINGO deserves to mingle with the best of the best. It’s filled with great singles, wonderful appearances from just about every important rock star in 1973 and you can’t forget Paul’s kazoo.
- Band On The Run - Paul McCartney & Wings (1973) – Band On The Run is a classic to the point of cliché, but you have to admit that it’s great. There are a few bumps in the road (“No Words” anyone? I’ve never been a fan of “Let Me Roll It”, either), but there’s just too much good stuff on this.
- Cloud Nine - George Harrison (1985) – George really swung for the fences on this one. Sure, it’s a Jeff Lynne production, which makes it sound very Jeff Lynne-y, but again, George wrote some great songs that are just so good that Lynne’s production doesn’t get in the way. (I limited myself to just two Jeff Lynne Beatle albums, both by George, because, let’s face it, they're both better than Flaming Pie.) Plus, it’s got “Got My Mind Set On You,” the last solo Beatle #1.
Honorable mentions: Tug Of War (Paul McCartney; 1982)/Mind Games (John Lennon; 1973)/Living In The Material World (George Harrison; 1973)/Flowers in the Dirt (Paul McCartney; 1989)/RingoRama (Ringo Starr; 2002)/Chaos And Creation In The Backyard (Paul McCartney; 2005)/Goodnight Vienna (Ringo Starr; 1974)/Somewhere In England (George Harrison; 1981)/Run Devil Run (Paul McCartney; 1999)/London Town (Wings; 1977)
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Album of the Day #130: STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES - Ringo Starr
Title: Stop And Smell The Roses
Artist: Ringo Starr
Label: Boardwalk/RCA
Year: 1981
Songs: Private Property [Paul McCartney]*/Wrack My Brain [George Harrison]**/Drumming Is My Madness [Harry Nilsson]***/Attention [Paul McCartney]*/Stop And Take The Time To Smell The Roses [Harry Nilsson A.S.C.A.P. & Richard Starkey M.B.E.]***/Dead Giveaway [Richard Starkey & Ron Wood]^/You Belong To Me [Pee Wee King, Redd Stewart & Chilton Price]**/Sure To Fall [Carl Perkins, Quinton Claunch & William Cantrell]*/You've Got A Nice Way [Stephen Still & Michael Stergis]^^/Back Off Boogaloo [Richard Starkey]***
Produced by: *Paul McCartney, **George Harrison, ***Harry Nilsson, ^Richard Starkey, ^Ron Wood and ^^Stephen Stills
Thoughts: Considering his last album came out in 1978, he started out the new decade with an attempt to make RINGO 2. While most of the time, when Ringo tries to do this, it fails miserably (Ringo's Rotogravure, for instance), but here it kind of succeeds. The one trouble is that every song is produced by a different person, resulting in a collection of songs, rather than a cohesive album.
I mean, the Paul songs sound like Paul songs and the George songs sound like George songs. Even the Stephen Stills song (the awesome "You've Got A Nice Way") is unmistakably Stephen Stills.
Still, all the songs that were given to Ringo are actually pretty good. I like the opening "Private Property" and "Wrack My Brain" is a cool song (which incidentally was Ringo's last hit single and snuck into the top-40). My personal favorite is the Ron Wood collaboration, "Dead Giveaway". At 4:32, it is the LP's longest song and really feels like the only serious number. I love the guitar solo that comes in after the line "Somebody's knockin' on the door!". Harry Nilsson's tracks try a little too hard to be jokes and his closing ode to the Beatles, "Back Off Boogaloo", is really annoying.
Overall, this is a nice album that really should be regularly available, but isn't. I got a Japanese edition on EBay fairly for like $15, considering that I have actually seen auctions for the US version (which includes a couple of bonus tracks) go up to $200. (Which is still unbelievable, considering that the album itself is barely thirty minutes long.)
Also, John sent Ringo a few demo tapes of songs that would later land on his Milk And Honey. Ringo met John in New York and the two set up a session for January, 1981. Thankfully, Ringo was smart enough not to record the songs as his own dedication to John. The album is dedicated "To my Three Brothers". Nobody ever said Ringo lacked class.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Album of the Day #67: LET IT BE - The Beatles
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Album of the Day #66: ABBEY ROAD - The Beatles
Songs: Come Together/Something*/Maxwell's Silver Hammer/Oh! Darling/Octupus's Garden**/I Want You (She's So Heavy)/Here Comes The Sun*/Because/You Never Give Me Your Money/Sun King/Mean Mr. Mustard/Polythene Pam/She Came In Through The Bathroom Window/Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End/Her Majesty
Monday, September 22, 2008
Album of the Day #65: YELLOW SUBMARINE - The Beatles
I also wrote about the White Album, previously. It's #7, in case you want to "Get Back" and read it. 
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Album of the Day #64: MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR - The Bealtes
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Album of the Day #63: SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND - The Bealtes
As I said before, I already covered Revolver. It's album of the day #48, so you can go back to see it. 
Title: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1967
Songs: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/With A Little Help From My Friends/Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds/Getting Better/Fixing A Hole/She's Leaving Home/Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!/Within You Without You*/When I'm Sixty-Four/Lovely Rita/Good Morning Good Morning/Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)/A Day In The Life
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *George Harrison
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: There isn't anything I can say that hasn't been said. However, I will say (because, of course, this is my blog) that it is not the greatest album of all time. Yeah, you read that right. Revolver is, clear and simple.
If there is anything to say about these songs is that if you look at them separately, they are just immaculate. John, who was going through a rough patch, writing wise, has some of the best Beatle songs here, especially with "Good Morning Good Morning". I don't know how you can call a song on the most overrated album of all time "underrated," but "Good Morning Good Morning" is often forgotten about. As one of only three real rockers on the LP, it sounds out of place. Listen close to these songs and you will notice that this is a pop album, not a rock album. As I just wrote, there are clearly only three rockers, those being the title track, "Getting Better" and "Good Morning Good Morning".
I think the rock 'press' (if that's what they like to call themselves) has clouded our judgement. We only think of this as the greatest album of all time because of its' influence and how well it sells. (Consistently, to this day, it still winds up charting in places around the world and has to sell at least 100,000 copies world-wide a year, I'd assume.) Just because an album sells and a lot of people have listened to it, doesn't really make it the greatest album of all time. For all we know, we've never heard the greatest album of all time. Maybe it hasn't come out yet. Maybe it did and nobody bought it. Who knows. Isn't it true that we all have opinions and they can all be different? I mean, we now have a rock 'press' that appears to be completely biased towards the past. Personally, I am biased to the past myself, but I don't seriously believe that no good music has been made in the past twenty years. Good music is made all the time, but again, we all have different rules as to what makes good music.
Get Sgt. Pepper's now and make your own judgement.
Rating: 9/10
Friday, September 19, 2008
Album Of The Day #62: RUBBER SOUL - The Beatles
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Album of the Day #61: HELP! - The Beatles
Title: Help!
Russell & Voni Morrison, ***Larry Williams and #Ken ThorneWednesday, September 17, 2008
Album of the Day #60: BEATLES FOR SALE - The Beatles
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Album of the Day #59: A HARD DAY'S NIGHT - The Beatles
Title: A Hard Day's Night
Artist: The Beatles
Monday, September 15, 2008
Album of the Day #58: WITH THE BEATLES - The Beatles
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Album Of The Day #57: PLEASE PLEASE ME - The Beatles
From now on, the albums of the day will be Beatle albums, at least until I finish the official studio catalogue. I've already done Revolver and The Beatles, so you can look through the archives and find them.
Friday, September 05, 2008
Album of the Day #48: REVOLVER - The Beatles
Title: Revolver
Friday, August 22, 2008
Album Of The Day #34: BAD BOY - Ringo Starr
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Album of the Day #7: THE BEATLES - The Beatles
Title: The Beatles
Artist: The Beatles
Label: Apple/Capitol/Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1968
Songs: Back In The U.S.S.R./Dear Prudence/Glass Onion/Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da/Wild Honey Pie/The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill/While My Guitar Gently Weeps*/Happiness Is A Warm Gun/Martha My Dear/I’m So Tired/Blackbird/Piggies*/Rocky Raccoon/Don’t Pass Me By**/Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?/I Will/Julia/Birthday/Yer Blues/Mother Nature’s Son/Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey/Sexy Sadie/Helter Skelter/Long, Long, Long*/Revolution 1/Honey Pie/Savoy Truffle*/Cry Baby Cry/Good Night
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *by George Harrison and **by Richard Starkey
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: Well, soon enough I was going to do a Beatle album, and what better to start off with than probably the best? The White Album was ground breaking when it came out (with just two years left of the decade, it became the #1 best-seller of the sixties) and I still believe it is. It spans all types of musical genres. Still, I have always thought that “Circles” and “Not Guilty” (both by George) were much better than “Rocky Racoon” and “Bungalow Bill” (by Paul and John respectively), but there they are…annoyingly taking away spots from more great George songs. That’s my only complaint. (I think we can look over “Wild Honey Pie”.) It’s wonderful, a masterpiece and…a lot better that Sgt. Pepper.
Rating: 10/10
Monday, July 07, 2008
Happy Birthday, Ringo!
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Review #27: Liverpool 8
Just two weeks ago, Ringo Starr released his first album on a major label in eleven years, Liverpool 8. The new album also marks a departure for Ringo. For the first time since that album eleven years ago (Vertical Man), he had decided to work with another producer, namely former Eurhythmic, David A. Stewart. Although 90% of the album was produced with Mark Hudson, the title track was not and the entire album was “re-produced” by Stewart. So, how is this new album? Read on!
With Think About You, the album completely changes focus. The track is a rough blues number, not unlike many of the tracks found on all of Ringo’s albums from Vertical Man through Choose Love. In fact, you’ll find that to be true with most of the rest of the album. “Think About You” features a nice guitar break, which might be the only highlight of the track.
For Love is another blues thing with rather downward lyrics with the singer wondering why he does all this stuff for love. The bridges make the song interesting and probably the only standout part is Ringo’s drumming.
Next is Now That She’s Gone. It’s got this great groove, but the lyrics leave much to be desired. It feels kind of empty, with Ringo constantly asking himself “What am I gonna do, now that she’s gone away?” and the obligatory bridges where the singer wonders what he did wrong and telling himself to move on. This is one song that you wish there were no backing vocals, which become really annoying here. “Now That She’s Gone Away” had a shot, but the lyrics are the letdown here. I mean, the melody is awesome! Ringo even has a mini-solo!
Gone Are The Days is Ringo’s standard attempt at a song that sounds like another fellow Beatle’s song. On Choose Love, we got the cute-but-way-too-long “Oh My Lord”, so here, we get Ringo’s shot at “Tomorrow Never Knows” in the opening. The lyrics are filled with Ringo’s usual egotistical nods to “It Don’t Come Easy”. His insertion of the lyric from his best song was cute ten years ago, but after hearing it over and over again, it gets old.
Give It A Try is an upbeat Latin-flavored track with hopeful lyrics ushering the listener to “give it a try” to “love every day”, etc. There’s not much to talk about concerning the track as it doesn’t stand out, but it is kind of enjoyable.
Tuff Love, which right away suffers from improper spelling in the title, is another rolling, standard Ringo track. It features nothing spectacular and fails to differentiate itself from the various other “try for peace” songs Ringo has recorded as of late.
Following this is a unique tribute to Ringo’s friend, Harry Nilsson, titled Harry’s Song. Easily the best song on the album, it is formatted like those old swing-type songs Nilsson fancied and even helped Ringo sing back in the seventies. (“Only You” and “Easy For Me” on Goodnight Vienna.) I think it is a worthy tribute to a friend, albeit a bit late, considering it has been awhile since Nilsson passed.
Pasadobles is a novelty Spanish-flavored track about a dance some lover did with Ringo. It’s easily a forgettable track with nothing really fantastic about it.
If It’s Love That You Want is a fun track, with a good thumping lead guitar part, backed by some nice drumming. Again, it’s not really lyrically interesting, but it’s a good listen.
Love Is, well, the bland soft slow song of the album. Ringo’s done at least one of these on all of his past few albums. Sometimes he hits the home run, but here, it’s more like a double. I wouldn’t say it’s awful, but it definitely isn’t the best. It feels more like a list than anything else!
To conclude the album, R U Ready is used. It’s another novelty number, with this old 1940’s sound. My major issue with it is that if you want to add some effects to the vocals, shouldn’t you do it to the instruments? Ringo’s vocal has the wear and tear effect, but the instruments sound perfect. It doesn’t really match. The lyrics are built around the subject of asking the listener if he or she is ready to “cross over” and “let go.” The odd thing about this, of course, is that the album kicks off with a song about reminiscing and the theme continues throughout the album.
As for how the album is packaged, the cover is rather interesting, but not really eye-catching. It emphasizes the “8” in “Liverpool 8” with a giant red 8 over a blank black background. Inside you’ll find full personnel details, a picture of the Liverpool of old and only one picture of Ringo on the back cover.
For those lucky enough to find the USB Wristband version of the album, all you get is a rubber band and a small card that holds no more details than a track list and a bunch of lies about what’s on it. There is no “personal message” and “track-by-track” commentary. You don’t even get the full album artwork. The wristband really just has on it MP3s of the twelve tracks, an Adobe Acrobat file that just houses the front and back covers, a 7 minute-45 second video of Ringo blabbing about how awesome it is to work with David Stewart and two “Ringtunes” or simply 30 second edits of “Liverpool 8” and “For Love” that can be used as ringtones.
In conclusion, Liverpool 8 is exactly what you expect in a Ringo record: simple lyrics, references to “It Don’t Come Easy” and some good drumming. My real major complaint is that I honestly thought “Liverpool 8” was going to sound different than every single Ringo album since 1997, but it doesn’t. If the book didn’t say who produced the album, I would automatically say Mark Hudson. David Stewart did not make any real contribution to this record, except the title track. When I first heard the song, I was admittedly blown away. Here was a song that was completely different from anything in Ringo’s past! Then, I get the album only to be disappointed. None of the other songs on this album are anywhere near as interesting as “Liverpool 8” (save for “Harry’s Song”, which I find endearing). It doesn’t necessarily mean that I don’t think that the album isn’t enjoyable; it just means that I wanted something different to come out of this new partnership, but nothing did.
The verdict: Buy it if you like upbeat music that generally doesn’t mean anything. Don’t buy it if you haven’t got a Ringo album post-1974.
6/10
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Review #26: Plastic Ono Band
The album is hard to write about because you have to listen to it again. For most “great” albums, they are a joy to listen to. You gladly sing along to the words of Sgt. Pepper and laugh at the word play of Blonde On Blonde. You look forward to marveling at the technical wizardry of Pet Sounds and you never get tired of listening to the long guitar breaks on Led Zeppelin albums.
However, Plastic Ono Band is a “great” album that one finds hard to go back to all the time for either something to listen to on the way to work or something just to chill out to. It’s fairly easy to tell why: No one wants music to tell them the truth. This is the same reason why simple action movies make more money than realistic dramas. We look to music as an escape from daily life. But in 1970, Plastic Ono Band was the exact opposite. It was home-grown and low-fi like Paul’s self-titled McCartney debut, but where that one was a simple set of jams, love songs and stories, POB is a set of eleven personal, emotional songs that tear at your heart.
The album starts with the sound of church bells, as if John is entering a hall where all he can speak is truth. What directly follows is just that: a true set of three verses and a chorus, simply titled Mother, about the pain a child feels without parents. There is no fantastical word-play. John lays it straight: “Mother, you had me/But I never have you”; “Father you left me/But I never left you”; “Children don’t do/What I have done”. Then comes one of the scariest moments of the album, where John screams in pain “Mama don’t goooooooo/Daddy come hooooome” The true power of the song comes from the instrumentation. All you have is Ringo’s drums, Klaus Voormann’s bass and John’s banging piano.
We are then transported to a short, reggae tinged track, Hold On. Here, John simply reassures himself and Yoko that they can make it. Eventually, after the bridge, he expands his words of encouragement to the world, telling it that “You’re gonna see the light”.
I Found Out is built around a rough guitar riff, showing that John was never best at playing lead. The playing is sloppy here, but his vocals, sung from the bottom of his throat, are powerful. The most significant line, of course, is “I heard something ‘bout my ma and my pa/They didn’t want me so they made me a star!” and then there is the dig to George Harrison and the idea that a visit with Krishna would save you. He even leaves us wondering with the line “I’ve seen religion from Jesus to Paul.” Is he digging at the Pope or is it Paul McCartney? There are certainly cases for both, but before we have time to wonder, the song quickly ends.
Next is the album’s most prolific track, Working Class Hero. Of course, we know John isn’t really anything he tells us he is in this track. He was nurtured as a boy by his Aunt and there was hardly a time where his life was truly in such a hard spot as he portrays it. Still, we believe that this is how his life was because he is so serious. He curses at us, he taunts our beliefs and then he tells us that he knows the way. “If you want to be a hero, well just follow me.” Does he believe we will? He just called us peasants, after all!
Isolation closes the first side with a track about how he and Yoko (He only talks about himself in the bridge, and always uses “we” everywhere else.) feel cut off from the rest of the world. The track ends abruptly, as if he felt there was no reason for an instrumental fade or repeating the title. He said it once and knew there was no point in repeating it.
Remember is a bluesy track, with a driving, pounding rhythm, as if he is tapping on your head as he asks you to remember moments of your childhood. Again, he makes a reference to parents and how they “always” wish for you to be a star. Of course, as revealed in the first track of side one, he never had his parents around to wish for this. Then, like the last track, abruptly ends, as John asks us to remember Guy Fawkes Day!
Next is the most solemn and heart breaking track on the record, Love. The track fades in with Phil Spector’s piano intro, as John simply strums on an acoustic guitar. I mean, as simple as the song is, he is not simply singing about “boy-girl” love. He means that it’s more than that. It’s something you have between family and friends. He makes you feel as if you cannot exist without it. I believe he makes his case quite poignantly.
The album then takes a 180 degree turn with Well Well Well. It is a standard blues number, with simple lyrics about going out to dinner, then to a ‘big field’ and finally having a discussion of revolution. I think the track might plod on a little much, coming in at an even six minutes, but what makes it is Ringo’s drumming. He keeps up with John’s squeaky guitar and then Klaus does a magnificent job at about three-and-a-half minutes in, when John brings it down to a near halt. All you hear is Klaus’ pumping bass and Ringo tapping the bass drum.
Look At Me starts with John asking “O.K.?” almost right on top of the speakers and you really feel it. It’s just one of those moments on the records that you want to shake your head at because one minute John is yelling “WELLLLL!!!!” at you and then he asks you “O.K.?” It is like he’s asking you if you’re okay to continue, as if you have a chance to stop him. “Look At Me” is easily the most easy going track, but it still has a personal lyric. John has no idea who he is, but he knows he is the only one who knows. So, why does he ask? Because he is insecure and needs to hear it from his love. I think he doesn’t actually believe he knows. He thinks that he has the answer, and then second guesses himself by having to ask his love.
The climax of the album is next, in the guise of God. So much has been written about the track, but that is because it has come to make such an effect on people. Everyone knew we had to move on from the sixties, but no one wanted to admit it. Yet, here was one of its chief pioneers telling us that it was all a dream. Here was a man telling us that we had to wake up and face the uncertainties head on, instead of running away from it. All these things people ran to in the sixties to escape the truth, even the Beatles, are not worth believing anymore. Also, don’t think that John is saying that he doesn’t believe in us. By saying “I just believe in me/Yoko and me/And that’s reality” he is saying that we have to believe in, like he does, ourselves, not something else. We don’t need a mantra or magic or some rock group to help us. We can do it ourselves.
As if that wasn’t enough, My Mummy’s Dead follows. Easily the scariest coda ever, it just confirms John’s insecurities about being around with his parents, particularly his mother. It’s a simple demo recording of a verse. What I find astonishing about it is that we are given the lyrics. I think he might have toyed with the idea of making is a secret track, a la “Her Majesty”, but didn’t. The song obviously meant that much to him that he needed to present us with the lyrics and make it its own track. I think it is also hard to see the album without it at the end. You see, his need for parents is such a prevalent theme, so imbedded that you could even dare to say that this is a concept album. Essentially, with “God”, he is saying that you can move on from the existential relationships, but you can never, ever move on from a parent-child relationship. You never actually have real relationships with The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Elvis Presley or the Kennedys. You just think you do because you read about them and buy their product or follow their paths, but you don’t actually have a relationship. These people are not your mother or your father or your husband or your wife. Plus, you can get on with them easily. People have done it before! Fads come and go, but your friends and family stay with you forever. That is why “My Mummy’s Dead” is at the end of the album and why it needs to be there.
Now, you see we have come full circle to why this album is so good: because it tells the truth.
The album cover is also just as incredible as the music. The front features a wordless picture of John and Yoko leaning against a tree, looking up. On the back sits a blown-up picture of John as a boy, with the barely visible words “JOHN LENNON/PLASTIC ONO BAND” and a small dark apple. On vinyl, the album’s label was a white apple and the sleeve featured printed lyrics and credits, plus a handwritten dedication to Yoko on Side One. The art’s point is clear. While the front shows John and Yoko looking to the future, the back looks at the past, to a happier time when John’s mother was still around.
In the future, John would fail to get as personal as this. We see shades of it on Imagine, but by Sometime In New York City it is all but wiped away. Sometime would be as truthful as POB in terms of current events, but it is sloppily done, with Yoko singing more than half the songs. Imagine is good because it glossed everything over (except the draft) with the “Wall Of Sound”, which John forced Spector to stay away from on POB. Mind Games, the first album without Spector, is slight at best, but is no more personal than Imagine was. Of course Walls And Bridges was lovely as a pop album, filled with jeers at people he hated and sweet “I’m sorry” love songs to Yoko, but featured, in my eyes, only one stand out track. “Nobody Loves You (When You’re Down And Out)”, which I believe is John’s masterpiece, would be at home on POB. The track is filled with the ever present insecurities of being with other people. John expresses a fear that no one will love him until he is “six foot in the ground”. This unfortunately proved to be true. Yet, he has turned into exactly what he told people not to believe in on “God”: a revered figure that people look to, to get away from current situations. It’s not his fault; after all, he is no longer with us. We are the people who proved him wrong. He told us to believe in ourselves on this album and millions of people can hear him say it on plastic. Yet we don’t. We feel the need for leaders and pop culture icons to tell us what to do, but they can’t even figure it out themselves.
Plastic Ono Band is easily the greatest album The Beatles made after they broke up (with two Beatles on it, to boot) because it is a rare one that means something and isn’t just an attempt to catch former glories.










