Showing posts with label Ringo Starr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ringo Starr. Show all posts

Friday, December 04, 2009

Top 5 Worst Beatles Solo Albums

It's true that the Beatles, especially after they broke up, are not immortal. They made some serious mistakes after they separated, so this list is to celebrate their worst of the worst!
  1. BAD BOY - Ringo Starr, 1978 - Of course, Ringo was going to get the top spot. There is nothing rewarding about listening to this album. From the terror of his "Where Did Our Love Go?" to the freak-show "Monkey See - Monkey Do". Maybe "Old Time Relovin'" is good, but one song does not make an album good.
  2. PIPES OF PEACE - Paul McCartney, 1982 - At some point of your career, you have to make a truly unlistenable album. Paul came close throughout the 1970's with Wings, but at least Wild Life came with a few rewards. Pipes Of Peace has nothing rewarding. The songs might seem enjoyable on the surface, but that's all they are. There's nothing here that goes beyond the surface. Sure, Paul isn't the Beatle we expect to be introspective, but things like "Sweetest Little Show" or "The Other Me" don't help fix Paul's reputation.
  3. SOME TIME IN NEW YORK CITY/LIVE JAM - John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band, 1972 - The year 1972 was the worst year for the Beatles in the 1970s. Aside from Paul's three bizarre singles and Ringo's "Back Off Boogaloo", Some Time In New York City was the only Beatles release of the year. This is truly a terrible record from start to finish. The fact that John only has three solo lead vocal jobs doesn't help. On top of that, none of them are his best. "Woman Is The Nigger Of The World" is easily the worst protest song he ever wrote. "John Sinclair" is good, only because of his steel guitar playing. "New York City" is a rambling, pointless sequel to "The Ballad Of John & Yoko". As for Yoko's songs....well, at least "Sisters O Sisters" has a good rhythm.
  4. RINGO THE 4TH - Ringo Starr, 1977 - When I first got this, I thought this was the worst Beatles solo record...then I heard the above and figured out that it could get worse. Anyway, the thing abouth Ringo The 4th, aside from the fact that it's numerically incorrect, is that Ringo's voice is totally shot. The songs themselves are actually half-way decent ("Sneaking Sally Through The Alley" and "Can She Do It Like She Dances?" are actually two of my favorite Ringo songs), but Ringo just sounds drunk out of his mind for the majority of the record.
  5. DRIVING RAIN - Paul McCartney, 2001 - The trouble with Driving Rain is that it's just too god-damned long. There's some fantastic material on it ("About You", "Lonely Road", "She's Given Up Talking", "Your Way" and "From A Lover To A Friend"), but there's so much crap hanging around it ("Riding To Jaipur", "Back In The Sunshine", "Driving Rain" and "Spinning On An Axis"). On top of that, Paul's voice, like Ringo's on Ringo The 4th, is shot. He strains it to the point where you can feel it hurt.
Wow, that was actually harder than I thought it was going to be. Why no George? Well, I honestly don't think he ever made a truly bad record. Dark Horse and EXTRA TEXTURE have some pretty bad moments, but overall, I find them enjoyable records. Also, the avant garde John & Yoko albums don't count, simply because I don't have them. Because of that, I think it would have been unfair to consider George's Electronic Sound. Archival releases also had to be thrown out (which really just means that I couldn't consider John's Anthology, since that's the only real 'archival' release by any of them). Finally, Give My Regards To Broad Street could have been thrown in, but that's a soundtrack with only three new songs and the majority of those re-recorded were Beatles songs.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Top 10 Solo Beatles Records

While it is very difficult to make a list of the top 5 Beatles albums, since they are all of fantastic quality, it isn't too hard to do a list of the top 10 solo Beatles records. So, without further ado, here are my personal (note the emphasis on personal) top 10 solo Beatles records:

    • Walls And Bridges - John Lennon (1974) - I have always felt that this is the one album that comes bizarrely close to what John had accomplished with The Beatles. If you can assign song 'types' to John's Beatles songs, there is one of everything on Walls And Bridges. There is the fantastic pop single ("Whatever Gets You Thru The Night"), the avant-garde nonsense ("#9 Dream"), the attack song ("Steel And Glass") and the insecure autobiographical climax ("Nobody Loves You...").
    • RAM - Paul & Linda McCartney (1971) - RAM works on so many ridiculous levels that it's amazing. Paul's whimsical side is given a steady dose of rock, accentuated by the staggering lead guitar of David Spinozza. The amount of musical styles Paul covers may make one think of the album as inconsistent, but if you can separate the songs, you realize each one has its' rewards.
    • John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band - John Lennon (1970) – This album is in a league of its own. Sure, it might be the most emotional album any Beatle, or perhaps, musician has ever made, but the album lacks accessibility and is very hard to listen to on a regular basis. But, that’s what makes it so great – it tells the truths no one wanted to hear.
    • All Things Must Pass - George Harrison (1970) – George truly broke out with this album, pouring his heart and soul into it. The trouble is its length – a few songs could have been cut, like the second version of “Isn’t It A Pity” or the unremarkable jam disc.
    • Brainwashed - George Harrison (2002) – If you compare this to Double Fantasy, Brainwashed is the clear winner. Every song is fantastic and it makes you realize that George was taken from us far too early.
    • Back To The Egg - Wings (1979) – This is probably the dark horse of this list, but I think the album does have a decent amount of fantastic songs that allows it to hang around with the best of the Beatles’ solo records. Its trouble is the lack of completeness in some of the songs – imagine how great a fully developed “Love Awake” would sound? Or if “Spin It On” was more than just an awesome guitar riff?
    • Imagine - John Lennon (1971) – The one problem I have with Imagine as an album is that Spector went to town on it. If you thought “The Long And Winding Road” was saturated to the point of sappy, then you’re a person who probably doesn’t care for Imagine too much. (There is NO EXCUSE for “It’s So Hard” to have strings! NONE!) What saves it, though, is the fact that John’s songwriting is top-notch and the fact that the “Wall of Sound” is absent in both the title track and “Oh My Love” (one of John’s most beautiful songs).
    • RINGO - Ringo Starr (1973) – I had to get Ringo on the list. The truth is that he made some great albums, but only RINGO deserves to mingle with the best of the best. It’s filled with great singles, wonderful appearances from just about every important rock star in 1973 and you can’t forget Paul’s kazoo.
    • Band On The Run - Paul McCartney & Wings (1973) – Band On The Run is a classic to the point of cliché, but you have to admit that it’s great. There are a few bumps in the road (“No Words” anyone? I’ve never been a fan of “Let Me Roll It”, either), but there’s just too much good stuff on this.
    • Cloud Nine - George Harrison (1985) – George really swung for the fences on this one. Sure, it’s a Jeff Lynne production, which makes it sound very Jeff Lynne-y, but again, George wrote some great songs that are just so good that Lynne’s production doesn’t get in the way. (I limited myself to just two Jeff Lynne Beatle albums, both by George, because, let’s face it, they're both better than Flaming Pie.) Plus, it’s got “Got My Mind Set On You,” the last solo Beatle #1.

Honorable mentions: Tug Of War (Paul McCartney; 1982)/Mind Games (John Lennon; 1973)/Living In The Material World (George Harrison; 1973)/Flowers in the Dirt (Paul McCartney; 1989)/RingoRama (Ringo Starr; 2002)/Chaos And Creation In The Backyard (Paul McCartney; 2005)/Goodnight Vienna (Ringo Starr; 1974)/Somewhere In England (George Harrison; 1981)/Run Devil Run (Paul McCartney; 1999)/London Town (Wings; 1977)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Album of the Day #130: STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES - Ringo Starr

Title: Stop And Smell The Roses
Artist: Ringo Starr
Label: Boardwalk/RCA
Year: 1981
Songs: Private Property [Paul McCartney]*/Wrack My Brain [George Harrison]**/Drumming Is My Madness [Harry Nilsson]***/Attention [Paul McCartney]*/Stop And Take The Time To Smell The Roses [Harry Nilsson A.S.C.A.P. & Richard Starkey M.B.E.]***/Dead Giveaway [Richard Starkey & Ron Wood]^/You Belong To Me [Pee Wee King, Redd Stewart & Chilton Price]**/Sure To Fall [Carl Perkins, Quinton Claunch & William Cantrell]*/You've Got A Nice Way [Stephen Still & Michael Stergis]^^/Back Off Boogaloo [Richard Starkey]***
Produced by: *Paul McCartney, **George Harrison, ***Harry Nilsson, ^Richard Starkey, ^Ron Wood and ^^Stephen Stills
Thoughts: Considering his last album came out in 1978, he started out the new decade with an attempt to make RINGO 2. While most of the time, when Ringo tries to do this, it fails miserably (Ringo's Rotogravure, for instance), but here it kind of succeeds. The one trouble is that every song is produced by a different person, resulting in a collection of songs, rather than a cohesive album.
I mean, the Paul songs sound like Paul songs and the George songs sound like George songs. Even the Stephen Stills song (the awesome "You've Got A Nice Way") is unmistakably Stephen Stills.
Still, all the songs that were given to Ringo are actually pretty good. I like the opening "Private Property" and "Wrack My Brain" is a cool song (which incidentally was Ringo's last hit single and snuck into the top-40). My personal favorite is the Ron Wood collaboration, "Dead Giveaway". At 4:32, it is the LP's longest song and really feels like the only serious number. I love the guitar solo that comes in after the line "Somebody's knockin' on the door!". Harry Nilsson's tracks try a little too hard to be jokes and his closing ode to the Beatles, "Back Off Boogaloo", is really annoying.
Overall, this is a nice album that really should be regularly available, but isn't. I got a Japanese edition on EBay fairly for like $15, considering that I have actually seen auctions for the US version (which includes a couple of bonus tracks) go up to $200. (Which is still unbelievable, considering that the album itself is barely thirty minutes long.)
Also, John sent Ringo a few demo tapes of songs that would later land on his Milk And Honey. Ringo met John in New York and the two set up a session for January, 1981. Thankfully, Ringo was smart enough not to record the songs as his own dedication to John. The album is dedicated "To my Three Brothers". Nobody ever said Ringo lacked class.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Album of the Day #67: LET IT BE - The Beatles

Title: Let It Be

Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1970 (recorded 1969 & 1970)
Songs: Two Of Us/Dig A Pony/Across The Universe/I Me Mine*/Dig It**/Let It Be/Maggie Mae#/I've Got A Feeling/One After 909/The Long And Winding Road/For You Blue*/Get Back
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *George Harrison, **John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Richard Starkey and #traditional, arranged by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Richard Starkey
Reproduced for disc by Phil Spector
Thoughts: I'm here to talk about the music, not really the history behind it, so I'll spare you the story you probably already know about. This was all recorded (besides a few overdubbing sessions) before Abbey Road. The album never should have come out, but Allen Klein was too money-hungry to let these sessions slip by, unused. Of course, the final result, if you are unfamiliar with The Beatles, might lead you to say "Wow, here's another great Beatles product." However, if you know what The Beatles really are about, you know that most of these songs are throwaways, bearing little resemblance to their true talents. "Dig A Pony", a song John talked about hating during the seventies, is filled with awful, quirky lyrics that fail to make any sense. "One After 909" was written in 1962-1963, when they actually attempted it (see Anthology 1). Back then, it was a mediocre song, and although it is fun, it certainly isn't "I Saw Her Standing There." George's "For You Blue" is a silly track, featuring contrived talk during the break. His vocal was re-recorded in early 1970 for the release and you'll find his true vocal on Anthology 3. Paul provides the album's strongest material, with his two ballads ("Let It Be" and "The Long And Winding Road") and his stirring opener, "Two Of Us". Of course, John's "Across The Universe" is here, but that's another old tune, written in 1968 and released originally on a World Wildlife Fund charity release. That version is much better than the Spectorized one here, by a long shot. We also think of Spector's strings and chorus on "The Long And Winding Road" as his biggest crime, but really, his error in judgement is failing to include "Don't Let Me Down."
Rating: 7/10

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Album of the Day #66: ABBEY ROAD - The Beatles

Title: Abbey Road

Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1969
Songs: Come Together/Something*/Maxwell's Silver Hammer/Oh! Darling/Octupus's Garden**/I Want You (She's So Heavy)/Here Comes The Sun*/Because/You Never Give Me Your Money/Sun King/Mean Mr. Mustard/Polythene Pam/She Came In Through The Bathroom Window/Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End/Her Majesty
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *George Harrison and **Richard Starkey
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: The Beatles' last hurrah is just amazing. You have probably the greatest side two in rock history. Of course, the irony is that even though it has eleven tracks, it's actually shorter than the first side. Beyond the length, the medley is just brutal to listen to. Its' creativity comes as a shock to the system...it's so good. Paul's work as an arranger, with George Martin, is just perfect. The precussor to John's tough, raw early solo singles lay here, considering most of those were recorded aroung the time of this album anyway. George's two tracks are pure beauty and Ringo's "Octopus's Garden" is filled with all the charm of your usual Ringo song. (By the way, it probably should have been credited to Harrison/Starkey, but George is clearly too nice a person.) Overall, it's just a true masterpiece. Something every single human bieng needs to hear.
Rating: 10/10

Monday, September 22, 2008

Album of the Day #65: YELLOW SUBMARINE - The Beatles

I also wrote about the White Album, previously. It's #7, in case you want to "Get Back" and read it.

Title: Yellow Submarine
Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1969
Songs: Yellow Submarine*/Only A Northern Song**/All Together Now*/Hey Bulldog*/It's All Too Much**/All You Need Is Love*/Pepperland#/Sea Of Time#/Sea Of Holes#/Sea Of Monsters#/March Of The Meanies#/Pepperland Laid Waste#/Yellow Submarine In Pepperland*
Written by: *John Lennon & Paul McCartney, **George Harrison and #George Martin
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: Sure, it's a rip-off, considering two of the six Beatles songs are old, but it's a good rip-off. Today it's rendered obsolete by the Yellow Submarine Songtrack, but with that, you miss the charming and relaxing George Martin instrumentals (which easily could have fit on that CD). The four new songs, one by Paul, one by John and two by George, are great, underrated areas of the Beatle catalogue, if there is such a thing. "It's All Too Much" is the first attempt by The Beatles to get into psychedelic 'acid' rock, which they do successfully. "Only A Northern Song", recorded during Sgt. Pepper, is great, tongue-and-cheek George, something he would be so successful at during his solo career. John's "Hey Bulldog" is an all-out rocker and one of my favorite tracks. Paul's "All Together Now" is, admittedly, a throwaway children's chant, but is fun, nonetheless. By the way, see the film now, if you haven't. MGM released it on DVD back in 1999 and is well worth tracking down. It's a great film that combines two of my favorite things: animation and The Beatles.
Rating: 6/10 (for the lack of actual material)

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Album of the Day #64: MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR - The Bealtes

Title: Magical Mystery Tour

Artist: The Beatles
Label: Capitol/EMI
Year: 1967
Songs: Magical Mystery Tour/The Fool On The Hill/Flying*/Blue Jay Way**/Your Mother Should Know/I Am The Walrus/Hello Goodbye/Strawberry Fields Forever/Penny Lane/Baby You're A Rich Man/All You Need Is Love
UK EP Set: Magical Mystery Tour/Your Mother Should Know/I Am The Walrus/The Fool On The Hill/Flying*/Blue Jay Way**
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Richard Starkey and **George Harrison
Produced by: Big George Martin
Thoughts: For years this had the distinction of being the only Capitol LP to be on the market. Releasing these songs as a 2-EP set in Britain was the worst idea the Beatles came up with, and they quickly realized it was silly. Listening to the set today, it is awkward. I can't imagine how British fans felt at the time, considering the EP format was on its' way out in the UK (mostly because of The Beatles: see my review on the EP. Collection for more). The format never succeeded in America in the first place, so Capitol came up with the brilliant idea of fleshing out the LP with a second side of the band's five single-exclusive tracks from 1967. The irony is that these songs are a hell of a lot stronger than the ones featured in the film (which wasn't actually shown in the States). The songs from the film had the feeling of Sgt. Pepper rejects. The only really strong one is John's masterpiece, "I Am The Walrus", which Capitol expertly placed at the end of the first side. Capitol pulled a master-stroke with their sequencing, especially on their manufactured second side. This album would definitely not be as special, if they say, screwed up and made "Baby You're A Rich Man" the last track, instead of the anthem "All You Need Is Love". Great move, Capitol. Great move.
About The Art Work: Besides the horrific album cover (just look at the thing...the blinding orange border...really?!?), the noteworthy aspect was the 24-page color booklet. The CD release, of course, failed to include it (really?!?) but both the American LP (where it was of course bigger) and the British EP set had it. You can get it in a miniaturized version in the EP. Collection box, though. It helps to tell you where the songs fit in to the film, which is a lot easier than sitting through the (creative) piece of shit. By the way, watch it a second time. Oh, it won't change your opinion. It's still a piece of shit, but it's a good, satisfying piece of shit with awesome pre-MTV music videos. Plus, you can never get enough of midgets wrestling and the image of John shoveling spaghetti onto Ringo's aunt's plate.
Rating: 8/10

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Album of the Day #63: SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND - The Bealtes

As I said before, I already covered Revolver. It's album of the day #48, so you can go back to see it.
Title: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1967
Songs: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/With A Little Help From My Friends/Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds/Getting Better/Fixing A Hole/She's Leaving Home/Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!/Within You Without You*/When I'm Sixty-Four/Lovely Rita/Good Morning Good Morning/Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)/A Day In The Life
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *George Harrison
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: There isn't anything I can say that hasn't been said. However, I will say (because, of course, this is my blog) that it is not the greatest album of all time. Yeah, you read that right. Revolver is, clear and simple.
If there is anything to say about these songs is that if you look at them separately, they are just immaculate. John, who was going through a rough patch, writing wise, has some of the best Beatle songs here, especially with "Good Morning Good Morning". I don't know how you can call a song on the most overrated album of all time "underrated," but "Good Morning Good Morning" is often forgotten about. As one of only three real rockers on the LP, it sounds out of place. Listen close to these songs and you will notice that this is a pop album, not a rock album. As I just wrote, there are clearly only three rockers, those being the title track, "Getting Better" and "Good Morning Good Morning".
I think the rock 'press' (if that's what they like to call themselves) has clouded our judgement. We only think of this as the greatest album of all time because of its' influence and how well it sells. (Consistently, to this day, it still winds up charting in places around the world and has to sell at least 100,000 copies world-wide a year, I'd assume.) Just because an album sells and a lot of people have listened to it, doesn't really make it the greatest album of all time. For all we know, we've never heard the greatest album of all time. Maybe it hasn't come out yet. Maybe it did and nobody bought it. Who knows. Isn't it true that we all have opinions and they can all be different? I mean, we now have a rock 'press' that appears to be completely biased towards the past. Personally, I am biased to the past myself, but I don't seriously believe that no good music has been made in the past twenty years. Good music is made all the time, but again, we all have different rules as to what makes good music.
Get Sgt. Pepper's now and make your own judgement.
Rating: 9/10

Friday, September 19, 2008

Album Of The Day #62: RUBBER SOUL - The Beatles

Title: Rubber Soul

Artist: The Beatles
Label:
UK: Parlophone/EMI
US: Capitol/EMI
Year: 1965
Songs:
UK: Drive My Car/Norweigan Wood (This Bird Has Flown)/You Won't See Me/Nowhere Man/Think For Yourself*/The Word/Michelle/What Goes On**/Girl/I'm Looking Through You/In My Life/Wait/If I Needed Someone*/Run For Your Life
US: I've Just Seen A Face/Norweigan Wood (This Bird Has Flown)/You Won't See Me/Think For Youself*/The Word/Michelle/It's Only Love/Girl/I'm Looking Through You/In My Life/Wait/If I Needed Someone*/Run For Your Life
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *George Harrison and **John Lennon, Paul McCartney & Richard Starkey
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: If you call the U.K. version of the album - you know, the one that is what The Beatles and George Martin wanted - a perfect album, you'd be wrong. If you called the US version of the album - you know, the one sequenced by the corporate heads at Capitol - a perfect album, you'd be right. Yes, this is the only move that Capitol made that was right. The American version of Rubber Soul is just so awesome. Great opening to both sides of the record. None of the best songs are taken off because Capitol was rather silly and had an odd way of chosing what tracks to turn into singles. Somehow, they thought Ringo's throwaway "What Goes On" was actually strong enough to render a single release, but that's just because of Ringo's popularity in the States. (Also, Capitol knew how to pander to the Southern US, which is why "Act Naturally" was the b-side to "Yesterday".) The two albums are so different that it does show how just a slight realignment of tracks can throw off the sound of an entire record. The albums share ten songs, most of them practically in the same order, but the US version feels like a folk-rock record, whereas the UK version is an all-out rocker. It just goes to show you how the Beatles really did transcend all types of music.
Rating: 10/10

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Album of the Day #61: HELP! - The Beatles

Title: Help!

Artist: The Beatles
Label:
US: Capitol/EMI
UK: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1965
Songs:
UK Album: Help!/The Night Before/You've Got To Hide Your Love Away/I Need You*/Another Girl/You're Gonna Lose That Girl/Ticket To Ride/Act Naturally**/It's Only Love/You Like Me Too Much*/Tell Me What You See/I've Just Seen A Face/Yesterday/Dizzy Miss Lizzie***
US Soundtrack: Help!/The Night Before/From Me To You Fantasy [Instrumental]/You've Got To Hide Your Love Away/In The Tyrol [Instrumental]#/Another Girl/Another Hard Day's Night [Instrumental]/Ticket To Ride/The Bitter End [Instrumental]#/You Can't Do That [Instrumental]/You're Gonna Lose That Girl/The Chase [Instrumental]#
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *George Harrison, **Johnny Russell & Voni Morrison, ***Larry Williams and #Ken Thorne
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: Help! was a weaker film than A Hard Day's Night, and the soundtrack is a weaker album. Although, how anyone can call an album with "Yesterday", "Help!" and "Ticket To Ride" on it anything but the greatest is beyond me, even though I just did it. It just feels unfinished. Ringo's "Act Naturally" and John's "Dizzy Miss Lizzy" proved that the songwriting burst John and Paul experienced for AHDN did not happen with Help!. The songs on the second side, despite Paul's "Yesterday" and "I've Just Seen A Face", are nowhere near as good as AHDN's second side tracks. In fact, George thought his own songs were so maligned that he 'forgot' to write notes about "I Need You" and "You Like Me Too Much" in his I, Me, Mine book. (By the way, these were his first songs to appear on an album since with the beatles.) The American soundtrack, featuring Ken Thorne's instrumental music, most of which involves sitar and other Indian instruments, is actually a more interesting listen, if only for the fact that these are not all just boring Martin arrangements.
Rating: 7/10

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Album of the Day #60: BEATLES FOR SALE - The Beatles

Title: Beatles For Sale

Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1967
Songs: No Reply/I'm A Loser/Baby's In Black/Rock & Roll Music [Chuck Berry]/I'll Follow The Sun/Mr. Moonlight [Roy Lee Johnson]/Kansas City [Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller]/Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [Richard Penniman]/Eight Days A Week/Words Of Love [Buddy Holly]/Honey Don't [Carl Perkins]/Every Little Thing/I Don't Want To Spoil The Party/What You're Doing/Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby [Carl Perkins]
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except where noted
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: Bands these days got it easy. They can make an album whenever they want. They have time to go on a tour, recoup from the tour...then after that, they can record an album. The Beatles, though, had to do that all at once. Boy, did all that touring finally catch up to them. Anyone who calls this album bad is stretching it. I mean, wouldn't you love to have an opening trilogy as great as John's opening set here? "No Reply", "I'm A Loser" and "Baby's In Black" back-to-back-to-back. It's really intense. Then, the second side opens with "Eight Days A Week". I'll just leave you with that thought.
About The Art Work: This is an album you must get on vinyl, just for the amazing artwork. This is the first LP with a gate fold for a rock/pop act. It's just an amazing piece of work. Plus, Derek Taylor wrote the sleeve note, which anyone with half a brain will find funny. My LP is a Japanese re-issue from a few years ago, and you know how (awesomely) meticulous they are at reproducing original artwork. (Every music fan should be able to own at least one of their CD vinyl replicas. They are incredible.)
Rating: 8/10

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Album of the Day #59: A HARD DAY'S NIGHT - The Beatles

Title: A Hard Day's Night
Artist: The Beatles

Label:
UK: Parlophone/EMI
US: United Artists
Year: 1964
Songs:
British LP: A Hard Day's Night/I Should Have Known Better/If I Fell/I'm Happy Just To Dance With You/And I Love Her/Tell Me Why/Can't Buy Me Love/Any Time At All/I'll Cry Instead/Things We Said Today/When I Get Home/You Can't Do That/I'll Be Back
American Soundtrack: A Hard Day's Night/Tell Me Why/I'll Cry Instead/I Should Have Known Better (Instrumental)/I'm Happy Just To Dance With You/And I Love Her (Instrumental)/I Should Have Known Better/If I Fell/And I Love Her/Ringo's Theme (This Boy) (Instrumental)/Can't Buy Me Love/A Hard Day's Night (Instrumental)
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: This is the first great Beatle album. The songs on here are like a parade of just magnificent numbers. A Hard Day's Night is also the only 100% Lennon/McCartney album and for the most part, it's John that shines through. Most of these are John songs and they are among his best. "You Can't Do That", "If I Fell", "Any Time At All" and "I'll Cry Instead" are all just amazing. Paul only has a few numbers, them being "And I Love Her", "Can't Buy Me Love" and "Things We Said Today" but these are spectacular. Particularly "And I Love Her", which used to be my favorite Bealte song as a kid. George's shot at vocals is "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You" is the sole weak spot, but it's still good. The American version is quite interesting and worth tracking down on vinyl. It features four Martin instrumentals in place of the Side Two UK tracks. These instrumentals are particularly funny, especially "I Should Have Known Better".
Rating: 10/10

Monday, September 15, 2008

Album of the Day #58: WITH THE BEATLES - The Beatles

Title: with the beatles

Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1963
Songs: It Won't Be Long/All I've Got To Do/All My Loving/Don't Bother Me [Goerge Harrison]/Little Child/Till There Was You [Meredith Wilson]/Please Mr. Postman [Brian Holland, Freddie Gorman, Georgia Dobbins, Robert Bateman & William Garrett]/Roll Over Beethoven [Chuck Berry]/Hold Me Tight/You Really Got A Hold On Me [Smokey Robinson]/I Wanna Be Your Man/Devil In Her Heart [Richard Dropkin]/Not A Second Time/Money (That's What I Want) [Berry Gordy, Jr. & Janie Bradford]
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except where noted
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: This album is really awesome, not just because it was released on my birthday in 1963, but because of what is on it. The songs are really strong, especially the originals, save for "Hold Me Tight", one of Paul's worst songs (sorry Paul!). I think "Devil In Her Heart" is another weak spot, but that's a cover. I think if they could have taken a second look it probably would have gotten the axe. John's writing particularly shines here, on tracks like "All I've Got To Do", "Not A Second Time" and "It Won't Be Long". George's songwriting debut comes in the guise of "Don't Bother Me", a great little tune that foreshadows what's to come.
Rating: 9/10

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Album Of The Day #57: PLEASE PLEASE ME - The Beatles

From now on, the albums of the day will be Beatle albums, at least until I finish the official studio catalogue. I've already done Revolver and The Beatles, so you can look through the archives and find them.

Title: Please Please Me
Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1963
Songs: I Saw Her Standing There/Misery/Anna (Go To Him) [Arthur Alexander]/Chains [Carole King & Gerry Goffin]/Boys [Luther Dixon & Wes Farrell]/Ask Me Why/Please Please Me/Love Me Do/P.S. I Love You/Baby It's You [B. Williams, Burt Bacharach & Hal David]/Do You Want To Know A Secret/A Taste Of Honey [Bobby Scott & Ric Marlow]/There's A Place/Twist And Shout [Bert Russell & Phil Medley]
Written by: Paul McCartney & John Lennon*, except where noted.
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: This truly is thirty-two minutes of pure adrenaline. Although it does slow down considerably when the two singles appear stuck in the middle of the proceedings, it doesn't matter. Some of the songs the boys covered are so old, that of course they would age, so if there are any real Beatle albums that haven't aged quite well, it's this one. The covers here of songs that are so obscure today, that many people may think that they are all Beatle originals. Still, you're really going to ask me not to give an album that starts with "I Saw Her Standing There" and ends with "Twist And Shout" anything other than a 10?
Rating: 10/10
*Yes, this is the way it was on the label, back in 1963.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Album of the Day #48: REVOLVER - The Beatles

Title: Revolver

Artist: The Beatles
Label: Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1966
Songs: Taxman*/Eleanor Rigby/I'm Only Sleeping/Love You To*/Here, There And Everywhere/Yellow Submarine/She Said She Said/Good Day Sunshine/And your Bird Can Sing/For No One/Doctor Robert/I Want To Tell You*/Got To Get You Into My Life/Tomorrow Never Knows
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *George Harrison
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: This is, simply, the greatest pop/rock album of all time. I listen to this album just about once a week, and it always blows my mind how there can be an album of so many good songs one right after the other. Although Sgt. Pepper's might be a little more revolutionary production wise, the songs on here are much stronger. This is the quintessential Beatle album, fellas, so get it...because it's pretty stupid not to have it.
Rating: 10/10

Friday, August 22, 2008

Album Of The Day #34: BAD BOY - Ringo Starr

Title: Bad Boy

Artist: Ringo Starr
Label: Epic
Year: 1978
Songs: Who Needs A Heart (Richard Starkey & Vini Poncia)/Bad Boy (Lil Armstrong & Avon Lang)/Lipstick Traces (On A Cigarette) (Naomi Neville)/Heart On My Sleeve (Benny Gallagher & Graham Lyle)/Where Did Our Love Go (Eddie Holland, Lamont Dozier & Brian Holland)/Hard Times (Peter Skellern)/Tonight (Ian McLagen & John Pidgeon)/Monkey See - Monkey Do (Michael Franks)/Old Time Relovin' (Richard Starkey & Vini Poncia)/A Man Like Me (Ruan O'Lachainn)
Produced by: Vini Poncia
Thoughts: There are more than a hand-full of mediocre Beatle solo records, but none can reach the nadir of Ringo's Bad Boy. There simply isn't anything good that comes out from this album, although I do like "Heart On My Sleeve" and "Old Time Relovin'", but that's only because they aren't as bad as the rest of the tracks. From the terrible, pun-laden "Monkey See - Monkey Do" ("Love is monkey see and monkey do/That's all it is, peaches") to the horrific (for lack of a worse word) cover of "Where Did Our Love Go", there is no corner of this record that you would want to hear a second time. The people who backed Ringo were even embarrassed to be a part of it so much, that the guitarists and bassist went anonymous on the sleeve, calling themselves "Push-a-lone", "Git-tar" and "Diesel"! Epic must have been so embarrassed that they even signed Ringo that they promptly dropped him after this album. I promptly decided not to listen to this again....
Rating: 2/10 (I can't give it a zero...and "Heart On My Sleeve" is nice enough...)

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Album of the Day #7: THE BEATLES - The Beatles

Title: The Beatles
Artist: The Beatles
Label: Apple/Capitol/Parlophone/EMI
Year: 1968
Songs: Back In The U.S.S.R./Dear Prudence/Glass Onion/Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da/Wild Honey Pie/The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill/While My Guitar Gently Weeps*/Happiness Is A Warm Gun/Martha My Dear/I’m So Tired/Blackbird/Piggies*/Rocky Raccoon/Don’t Pass Me By**/Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?/I Will/Julia/Birthday/Yer Blues/Mother Nature’s Son/Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey/Sexy Sadie/Helter Skelter/Long, Long, Long*/Revolution 1/Honey Pie/Savoy Truffle*/Cry Baby Cry/Good Night
Written by: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except *by George Harrison and **by Richard Starkey
Produced by: George Martin
Thoughts: Well, soon enough I was going to do a Beatle album, and what better to start off with than probably the best? The White Album was ground breaking when it came out (with just two years left of the decade, it became the #1 best-seller of the sixties) and I still believe it is. It spans all types of musical genres. Still, I have always thought that “Circles” and “Not Guilty” (both by George) were much better than “Rocky Racoon” and “Bungalow Bill” (by Paul and John respectively), but there they are…annoyingly taking away spots from more great George songs. That’s my only complaint. (I think we can look over “Wild Honey Pie”.) It’s wonderful, a masterpiece and…a lot better that Sgt. Pepper.
Rating: 10/10

Monday, July 07, 2008

Happy Birthday, Ringo!


Today, July 7th is Ringo Starr's birthday! He turns a youthful 68 today.
Many of you might know that Ringo's birthday wish is for everyone to stop what they are doing and say "Peace and love" while giving the peace sign at at noon time. So, that's your reminder.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Review #27: Liverpool 8

Just two weeks ago, Ringo Starr released his first album on a major label in eleven years, Liverpool 8. The new album also marks a departure for Ringo. For the first time since that album eleven years ago (Vertical Man), he had decided to work with another producer, namely former Eurhythmic, David A. Stewart. Although 90% of the album was produced with Mark Hudson, the title track was not and the entire album was “re-produced” by Stewart. So, how is this new album? Read on!

The album opens innocently enough with the autobiographical Liverpool 8. It’s a great lead-off track that features some great instrumentation, but I find the lyrics a little corny. The idea that Ringo feels the need to retell us his whole life story is a bit annoying and the chorus is rather mundane. “Liverpool I left you/But I never let you down…” The lyrics are probably the only thing that weighs it down and it is a good choice for a single.
With Think About You, the album completely changes focus. The track is a rough blues number, not unlike many of the tracks found on all of Ringo’s albums from Vertical Man through Choose Love. In fact, you’ll find that to be true with most of the rest of the album. “Think About You” features a nice guitar break, which might be the only highlight of the track.
For Love is another blues thing with rather downward lyrics with the singer wondering why he does all this stuff for love. The bridges make the song interesting and probably the only standout part is Ringo’s drumming.
Next is Now That She’s Gone. It’s got this great groove, but the lyrics leave much to be desired. It feels kind of empty, with Ringo constantly asking himself “What am I gonna do, now that she’s gone away?” and the obligatory bridges where the singer wonders what he did wrong and telling himself to move on. This is one song that you wish there were no backing vocals, which become really annoying here. “Now That She’s Gone Away” had a shot, but the lyrics are the letdown here. I mean, the melody is awesome! Ringo even has a mini-solo!
Gone Are The Days is Ringo’s standard attempt at a song that sounds like another fellow Beatle’s song. On Choose Love, we got the cute-but-way-too-long “Oh My Lord”, so here, we get Ringo’s shot at “Tomorrow Never Knows” in the opening. The lyrics are filled with Ringo’s usual egotistical nods to “It Don’t Come Easy”. His insertion of the lyric from his best song was cute ten years ago, but after hearing it over and over again, it gets old.
Give It A Try is an upbeat Latin-flavored track with hopeful lyrics ushering the listener to “give it a try” to “love every day”, etc. There’s not much to talk about concerning the track as it doesn’t stand out, but it is kind of enjoyable.
Tuff Love, which right away suffers from improper spelling in the title, is another rolling, standard Ringo track. It features nothing spectacular and fails to differentiate itself from the various other “try for peace” songs Ringo has recorded as of late.
Following this is a unique tribute to Ringo’s friend, Harry Nilsson, titled Harry’s Song. Easily the best song on the album, it is formatted like those old swing-type songs Nilsson fancied and even helped Ringo sing back in the seventies. (“Only You” and “Easy For Me” on Goodnight Vienna.) I think it is a worthy tribute to a friend, albeit a bit late, considering it has been awhile since Nilsson passed.
Pasadobles is a novelty Spanish-flavored track about a dance some lover did with Ringo. It’s easily a forgettable track with nothing really fantastic about it.
If It’s Love That You Want is a fun track, with a good thumping lead guitar part, backed by some nice drumming. Again, it’s not really lyrically interesting, but it’s a good listen.
Love Is, well, the bland soft slow song of the album. Ringo’s done at least one of these on all of his past few albums. Sometimes he hits the home run, but here, it’s more like a double. I wouldn’t say it’s awful, but it definitely isn’t the best. It feels more like a list than anything else!
To conclude the album, R U Ready is used. It’s another novelty number, with this old 1940’s sound. My major issue with it is that if you want to add some effects to the vocals, shouldn’t you do it to the instruments? Ringo’s vocal has the wear and tear effect, but the instruments sound perfect. It doesn’t really match. The lyrics are built around the subject of asking the listener if he or she is ready to “cross over” and “let go.” The odd thing about this, of course, is that the album kicks off with a song about reminiscing and the theme continues throughout the album.
As for how the album is packaged, the cover is rather interesting, but not really eye-catching. It emphasizes the “8” in “Liverpool 8” with a giant red 8 over a blank black background. Inside you’ll find full personnel details, a picture of the Liverpool of old and only one picture of Ringo on the back cover.
For those lucky enough to find the USB Wristband version of the album, all you get is a rubber band and a small card that holds no more details than a track list and a bunch of lies about what’s on it. There is no “personal message” and “track-by-track” commentary. You don’t even get the full album artwork. The wristband really just has on it MP3s of the twelve tracks, an Adobe Acrobat file that just houses the front and back covers, a 7 minute-45 second video of Ringo blabbing about how awesome it is to work with David Stewart and two “Ringtunes” or simply 30 second edits of “Liverpool 8” and “For Love” that can be used as ringtones.
In conclusion, Liverpool 8 is exactly what you expect in a Ringo record: simple lyrics, references to “It Don’t Come Easy” and some good drumming. My real major complaint is that I honestly thought “Liverpool 8” was going to sound different than every single Ringo album since 1997, but it doesn’t. If the book didn’t say who produced the album, I would automatically say Mark Hudson. David Stewart did not make any real contribution to this record, except the title track. When I first heard the song, I was admittedly blown away. Here was a song that was completely different from anything in Ringo’s past! Then, I get the album only to be disappointed. None of the other songs on this album are anywhere near as interesting as “Liverpool 8” (save for “Harry’s Song”, which I find endearing). It doesn’t necessarily mean that I don’t think that the album isn’t enjoyable; it just means that I wanted something different to come out of this new partnership, but nothing did.
The verdict: Buy it if you like upbeat music that generally doesn’t mean anything. Don’t buy it if you haven’t got a Ringo album post-1974.
6/10

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Review #26: Plastic Ono Band


Howdy! It's been awhile singe the last review, but I'm back. Please excuse the length. I couldn't hold myself!

There are a seldom few albums as gut wrenching as John’s first solo pop album, John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band. It is easily the most personal record a human being has ever made, with cries for lost parents, fears of separation from the majority and prose of personal encouragement, all culminating with the ultimate list of broken dreams and the harsh reality of what is, what isn’t and what will be.
The album is hard to write about because you have to listen to it again. For most “great” albums, they are a joy to listen to. You gladly sing along to the words of Sgt. Pepper and laugh at the word play of Blonde On Blonde. You look forward to marveling at the technical wizardry of Pet Sounds and you never get tired of listening to the long guitar breaks on Led Zeppelin albums.
However, Plastic Ono Band is a “great” album that one finds hard to go back to all the time for either something to listen to on the way to work or something just to chill out to. It’s fairly easy to tell why: No one wants music to tell them the truth. This is the same reason why simple action movies make more money than realistic dramas. We look to music as an escape from daily life. But in 1970, Plastic Ono Band was the exact opposite. It was home-grown and low-fi like Paul’s self-titled McCartney debut, but where that one was a simple set of jams, love songs and stories, POB is a set of eleven personal, emotional songs that tear at your heart.
The album starts with the sound of church bells, as if John is entering a hall where all he can speak is truth. What directly follows is just that: a true set of three verses and a chorus, simply titled Mother, about the pain a child feels without parents. There is no fantastical word-play. John lays it straight: “Mother, you had me/But I never have you”; “Father you left me/But I never left you”; “Children don’t do/What I have done”. Then comes one of the scariest moments of the album, where John screams in pain “Mama don’t goooooooo/Daddy come hooooome” The true power of the song comes from the instrumentation. All you have is Ringo’s drums, Klaus Voormann’s bass and John’s banging piano.
We are then transported to a short, reggae tinged track, Hold On. Here, John simply reassures himself and Yoko that they can make it. Eventually, after the bridge, he expands his words of encouragement to the world, telling it that “You’re gonna see the light”.
I Found Out is built around a rough guitar riff, showing that John was never best at playing lead. The playing is sloppy here, but his vocals, sung from the bottom of his throat, are powerful. The most significant line, of course, is “I heard something ‘bout my ma and my pa/They didn’t want me so they made me a star!” and then there is the dig to George Harrison and the idea that a visit with Krishna would save you. He even leaves us wondering with the line “I’ve seen religion from Jesus to Paul.” Is he digging at the Pope or is it Paul McCartney? There are certainly cases for both, but before we have time to wonder, the song quickly ends.
Next is the album’s most prolific track, Working Class Hero. Of course, we know John isn’t really anything he tells us he is in this track. He was nurtured as a boy by his Aunt and there was hardly a time where his life was truly in such a hard spot as he portrays it. Still, we believe that this is how his life was because he is so serious. He curses at us, he taunts our beliefs and then he tells us that he knows the way. “If you want to be a hero, well just follow me.” Does he believe we will? He just called us peasants, after all!
Isolation closes the first side with a track about how he and Yoko (He only talks about himself in the bridge, and always uses “we” everywhere else.) feel cut off from the rest of the world. The track ends abruptly, as if he felt there was no reason for an instrumental fade or repeating the title. He said it once and knew there was no point in repeating it.
Remember is a bluesy track, with a driving, pounding rhythm, as if he is tapping on your head as he asks you to remember moments of your childhood. Again, he makes a reference to parents and how they “always” wish for you to be a star. Of course, as revealed in the first track of side one, he never had his parents around to wish for this. Then, like the last track, abruptly ends, as John asks us to remember Guy Fawkes Day!
Next is the most solemn and heart breaking track on the record, Love. The track fades in with Phil Spector’s piano intro, as John simply strums on an acoustic guitar. I mean, as simple as the song is, he is not simply singing about “boy-girl” love. He means that it’s more than that. It’s something you have between family and friends. He makes you feel as if you cannot exist without it. I believe he makes his case quite poignantly.
The album then takes a 180 degree turn with Well Well Well. It is a standard blues number, with simple lyrics about going out to dinner, then to a ‘big field’ and finally having a discussion of revolution. I think the track might plod on a little much, coming in at an even six minutes, but what makes it is Ringo’s drumming. He keeps up with John’s squeaky guitar and then Klaus does a magnificent job at about three-and-a-half minutes in, when John brings it down to a near halt. All you hear is Klaus’ pumping bass and Ringo tapping the bass drum.
Look At Me starts with John asking “O.K.?” almost right on top of the speakers and you really feel it. It’s just one of those moments on the records that you want to shake your head at because one minute John is yelling “WELLLLL!!!!” at you and then he asks you “O.K.?” It is like he’s asking you if you’re okay to continue, as if you have a chance to stop him. “Look At Me” is easily the most easy going track, but it still has a personal lyric. John has no idea who he is, but he knows he is the only one who knows. So, why does he ask? Because he is insecure and needs to hear it from his love. I think he doesn’t actually believe he knows. He thinks that he has the answer, and then second guesses himself by having to ask his love.
The climax of the album is next, in the guise of God. So much has been written about the track, but that is because it has come to make such an effect on people. Everyone knew we had to move on from the sixties, but no one wanted to admit it. Yet, here was one of its chief pioneers telling us that it was all a dream. Here was a man telling us that we had to wake up and face the uncertainties head on, instead of running away from it. All these things people ran to in the sixties to escape the truth, even the Beatles, are not worth believing anymore. Also, don’t think that John is saying that he doesn’t believe in us. By saying “I just believe in me/Yoko and me/And that’s reality” he is saying that we have to believe in, like he does, ourselves, not something else. We don’t need a mantra or magic or some rock group to help us. We can do it ourselves.
As if that wasn’t enough, My Mummy’s Dead follows. Easily the scariest coda ever, it just confirms John’s insecurities about being around with his parents, particularly his mother. It’s a simple demo recording of a verse. What I find astonishing about it is that we are given the lyrics. I think he might have toyed with the idea of making is a secret track, a la “Her Majesty”, but didn’t. The song obviously meant that much to him that he needed to present us with the lyrics and make it its own track. I think it is also hard to see the album without it at the end. You see, his need for parents is such a prevalent theme, so imbedded that you could even dare to say that this is a concept album. Essentially, with “God”, he is saying that you can move on from the existential relationships, but you can never, ever move on from a parent-child relationship. You never actually have real relationships with The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Elvis Presley or the Kennedys. You just think you do because you read about them and buy their product or follow their paths, but you don’t actually have a relationship. These people are not your mother or your father or your husband or your wife. Plus, you can get on with them easily. People have done it before! Fads come and go, but your friends and family stay with you forever. That is why “My Mummy’s Dead” is at the end of the album and why it needs to be there.
Now, you see we have come full circle to why this album is so good: because it tells the truth.

The album cover is also just as incredible as the music. The front features a wordless picture of John and Yoko leaning against a tree, looking up. On the back sits a blown-up picture of John as a boy, with the barely visible words “JOHN LENNON/PLASTIC ONO BAND” and a small dark apple. On vinyl, the album’s label was a white apple and the sleeve featured printed lyrics and credits, plus a handwritten dedication to Yoko on Side One. The art’s point is clear. While the front shows John and Yoko looking to the future, the back looks at the past, to a happier time when John’s mother was still around.

In the future, John would fail to get as personal as this. We see shades of it on Imagine, but by Sometime In New York City it is all but wiped away. Sometime would be as truthful as POB in terms of current events, but it is sloppily done, with Yoko singing more than half the songs. Imagine is good because it glossed everything over (except the draft) with the “Wall Of Sound”, which John forced Spector to stay away from on POB. Mind Games, the first album without Spector, is slight at best, but is no more personal than Imagine was. Of course Walls And Bridges was lovely as a pop album, filled with jeers at people he hated and sweet “I’m sorry” love songs to Yoko, but featured, in my eyes, only one stand out track. “Nobody Loves You (When You’re Down And Out)”, which I believe is John’s masterpiece, would be at home on POB. The track is filled with the ever present insecurities of being with other people. John expresses a fear that no one will love him until he is “six foot in the ground”. This unfortunately proved to be true. Yet, he has turned into exactly what he told people not to believe in on “God”: a revered figure that people look to, to get away from current situations. It’s not his fault; after all, he is no longer with us. We are the people who proved him wrong. He told us to believe in ourselves on this album and millions of people can hear him say it on plastic. Yet we don’t. We feel the need for leaders and pop culture icons to tell us what to do, but they can’t even figure it out themselves.
Plastic Ono Band is easily the greatest album The Beatles made after they broke up (with two Beatles on it, to boot) because it is a rare one that means something and isn’t just an attempt to catch former glories.